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Up one levelNothing To Gain
My weight loss regimen probably won’t include any exercise, but I am willing to change my diet. In the meantime, I do remain hopeful that the research and development team from McDonald’s will invent a diet version of the hamburger as soon as possible.
Who Wants To Be A Billionaire?
If the economic chain is anything like the food chain, I assume McDonald’s and Burger King are near the top of it scooping up their share of plankton.
The Double-Dipping of America
I stopped buying anything substantially nutritious about 4 months ago when food in general became too expensive to eat. Since then, I started buying more bags of potatoes, day-old bread and inexpensive, store-brand, microwavable popcorn.
I Didn’t Know Santa Had a Horn
Somebody honked their horn at me the other day and I wasn’t sure who it was or why they did it. So, I did what any other sensibly licensed driver in the State of Connecticut would do while stuck in Holiday, rush-hour traffic. I immediately slammed on the breaks of my car and slowed to a steady crawl just to irritate my fellow driver.