Dear Sophisticate

Dear Sophisticate — by The Sophisticate — last modified 03|05|2009 11:45 AM

 

Dear Sophisticate — by The Sophisticate — last modified 02|20|2009 05:54 PM

Good day and good tidings, my dearest lady friends! What a pleasant surprise to see you again, do come in and join me. I hope that you and your loved ones had a joyous holiday season. Though it may sometimes feel like a thankless task, no celebration is complete without the special touch a woman brings. Your heartfelt correspondence makes every day seem like Christmas, and with the assistance of my loyal valet, Paco, we await its arrival like petulant schoolboys.